Deep Blue, a vibrator and the end of civilization | sports

Deep Blue, a vibrator and the end of civilization |  sports

According to the story, which was quickly confirmed by Elon Musk, one of the most hateful people both inside and outside the solar system, the traps were carried out with some kind of artificial intelligence-equipped device that the American player inserted through the rectum. Vibration showing the appropriate game at any moment. hans niemann He barely listened to the signals from the end of his small intestine, and as a result, this type of physiological walrus decided to invite him to draw a shepherd’s or a queen’s gambit from his arm or where he belonged. If you’ve come this far, you’ll already have an idea. how complicated is it to cheat in chessQueen metaphor of what we call life.

The technique of the young American player (19 years old) and always beating the so-called all-time greats reminds us that technology will one day dominate us. And best of all, he will not realize how unpleasant or inconvenient the method may be for him, because giving in to us is always worth it. I remember the afternoon we saw Gari Kasparov’s frightened face on TV when Deep Blue was defeated by the computer. I was 16 years old and was with my father at the time, who had a habit of playing with an electronic board that was supposedly trained by Kasparov himself (or he had put it in the box the Kings brought). As an industrial engineer, he was enthusiastic about the decisive battle between man and machine. At the time, I only wished to have a punk band that only played three chords on guitar, it felt like Sarah Connor fighting Skynet on the couch at home.

Niemann, as far as we know so far, is a somewhat odd man. But it turned out that Carlsen had no evidence and is now sued for at least $100 million for defaming him..

Also, something similar happened to my friend Nacho in the time of Deep Blue, in mid-1996. One day, his girlfriend got hold of a love letter addressed to another girl. A kitsch and other rhyming adventures that he promised to walk on the shore of the Ampurdán sea. My friend apologized, claiming it was the devil’s work. He literally told her that Beelzebub had written this letter in his own handwriting and had nothing to do with it. It’s that simple. He was left with a face similar to Carlsen’s. He heard that his opponent had placed an anal vibrator to win the game.. But perhaps the most important thing, because of how surprising all this was to him, was that she didn’t let him. At least then.

Cheating is still profitable, especially in the face of the victim. And the best method. We see this in couple relationships — English cheat– and in politics. Also at almost every football game. On the afternoon of June 22, 1986, a poorly cleared ball from defender Steve Hodge broke offside and flew towards British goalkeeper Peter Shilton, who jumped to catch him. It was the 6th minute of the second half, and the Argentinean, 20 centimeters shorter than the goalkeeper and 100,000 meters smarter than the entire Azteca stadium, lifted his fist and finished what could have been the Sistine Chapel of trickery in sports. He did this by looking at the line and the referee. But looking at a nation as arrogant as England. That’s how tricks are made, things don’t hide in the butt, the good old Maradona thought today. Because the end of civilization is near, and it is better for it to surprise us with ease.

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